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fake1 (fk)
 adj. 

      Having a false or misleading appearance; fraudulent.

 n. 

      1.One that is not authentic or genuine; a sham.

       2.Sports. A brief feint or aborted change of direction intended to mislead one's opponent or the opposing team. 
 v. faked, fak·ing, fakes.
 v. tr. 

       1.To contrive and present as genuine; counterfeit.

       2.To simulate; feign. See Synonyms at pretend.

       3.Music. To improvise (a passage).

       4.Sports. To deceive (an opponent) with a fake. 

 v. intr. 

       1.To engage in feigning, simulation, or other deceptive activity.

       2.Sports. To perform a fake.
 [Origin unknown.]
 fake2 (fk)
 n. 

     One loop or winding of a coiled rope or cable. 

 v. tr. faked, fak·ing, fakes. 

      To coil (a rope or cable).
 [Middle English faken, to coil a rope.]
 fake \Fake\, v. t. [Cf. Gael. faigh to get, acquire, reach, or OD. facken to catch or  gripe.] [Slang in all its senses.] 1. To cheat; to swindle; to steal; to rob. 
 2. To make; to construct; to do. 
 3. To manipulate fraudulently, so as to make an object appear better or other than it really is; as, to fake a bulldog, by burning his upper lip and thus artificially shortening it.
 fake \Fake\, n. A trick; a swindle. [Slang]
 fake \Fake\, n. [Cf. Scot. faik fold, stratum of stone, AS. f[ae]c space, interval, G. fach compartment, partition, row, and E. fay to fit.] (Naut.) One of the circles or windings of a cable or hawser, as it lies in a coil; a single turn or coil.
 fake \Fake\, v. t. (Naut.) To coil (a rope, line, or hawser), by winding alternately in opposite directions, in layers usually of zigzag or figure of eight form,, to prevent twisting when running out. 
 Faking box, a box in which a long rope is faked; used in the life-saving service for a line attached to a shot.
 fake adj 1: fraudulent; having a misleading appearance [syn: bogus, phony,
 phoney, bastard] 2: not genuine or real; being an imitation of the genuine article; "it isn't fake anything; it's real synthetic fur"; "faux pearls"; "false teeth"; "decorated with imitation palm leaves"; "a purse of simulated aligator hide" [syn: false, faux, imitation, simulated] n 1: something false; not what it seems to be [syn: sham, postiche] 2: a person who makes deceitful pretenses [syn: imposter, impostor, pretender, faker, fraud, sham, pseudo, pseud, role player] v 1: make a copy of with the intent to deceive [syn: forge, counterfeit] 2: fake or falsify; "Fudge the figures"; "cook the books"; "falsify the data" [syn: fudge, manipulate, falsify, cook, wangle, misrepresent] 3: talk through one's hat [syn: waffle, bullshit, bull]

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